Welcome to the Joke page! Here are some good jokes: School Jokes Boy: Why did you swallow 60p? Q: What do you call a teacher with
headphones on? Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher leave
school?
Vampire jokes Q: What kept Dracula's wife awake? Q: What does a vampire with only one fang
do? Q: What did Dracula say to the dentist?
Monster jokes Q: What do you call a one-eyed monster on
wheels? Q: What sort of fur would you get on a
greasy, ten-headed, six-legged fire-breathing monster? Q: Which is a monster's favourite ballet? Boy: Why does everyone think I look like a
werewolf?
Doctor, Doctor jokes Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I have a snooker
ball stuck in my mouth! Doctor's receptionist: You'll find the new
doctor very funny, he'll have you in stiches! Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I only have 59
seconds left to live! Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've swallowed a
bone!
Seaside jokes Q: What's wet and says 'How do you do?'
sixteen times? Lobster: Why does nobody like us? Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl
octopus?
Book titles Toy Story 2 has just opened in London so everyone's Toy Story mad! Here are some Toy Story jokes to get you in the mood! : Q: Where does Rex the dinosaur buy his
clothes? Q: What did the little green alien say to
the flowers? Q: What is Buzz Lightyear's favourite
number? Q: What does Woody wear under his shirt? Q: What do you call Mr and Mrs Potato head's
kids?
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